How to Play:
Fill in the two blanks in each entry to come up with a goofy "Spoonerized Moniker" and its resulting 2-word rhyming phrase. The correct answers will complete a sentence where each set of blanks is a spoonerism of the other.
➤ PETE ________ works in a slaughterhouse as a ________ PACKER.
[The answer to the first blank is "MACKER" (which rhymes with "PACKER"), while the answer to the second blank is "MEAT" (which rhymes with "PETE"). Thus, the answer to the riddle is "PETE MACKER works in a slaughterhouse as a MEAT PACKER."]
Round 1:
➤ CHET ________ loves to keep ________ CHICKENS in his backyard coop.
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➤ DEAN ________ always keeps a stash of ________ DIAPERS on hand for his twin new-borns.
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➤ WALT ________ just can’t get enough of his ________ WHISKEY.
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➤ LINCOLN ________ holds his nose whenever ________' LIMBERGER is served.
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➤ BRUCE ________ gets turned on when he sees his wife in a ________ BRASSIERE.
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Oh geeze, lol, oh my Lord. You had me from the get go.Tough stuff and hilarious too. Good work Brainwracker!
ReplyDeleteChet Pickens loves to keep pet chickens in his backyard coop.
ReplyDeleteWalt Miskey just can't get enough of his malt whiskey
Dean Clypers always keeps a stash of clean diapers on hand.
Lyle Stimberger holds his nose whenever stale limberger is served
Bruce Lazere gets turned on when he sees his wife in a loose brassiere.
Lincoln Stimberger . . .
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