BRAINWRACK!: SPOONERIZED MONIKERS IMAGINARY QUOTIENT (IQ) TEST (Round 11)

Monday, July 12, 2021

SPOONERIZED MONIKERS IMAGINARY QUOTIENT (IQ) TEST (Round 11)

How to Play:

Fill in the two blanks in each entry to come up with a goofy "Spoonerized Moniker" and its resulting 2-word rhyming phrase. The correct answers will complete a sentence where each set of blanks is a spoonerism of the other.

Example:

➤ PETE ________ works in a slaughterhouse as a ________ PACKER.

[The answer to the first blank is "MACKER" (which rhymes with "PACKER"), while the answer to the second blank is "MEAT" (which rhymes with "PETE"). Thus, the answer to the riddle is "PETE MACKER works in a slaughterhouse as a MEAT PACKER."]

Round 11:

➤ MARK ________ is pretty picky about the color of animal flesh he prefers, which are the ________ MEATS.

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➤ MOREY ________ thought he had the perfect alibi (but he was fatally wrong) for the horribly ________ MURDER he committed.

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➤ HAZEL ________ ended up with a nose infection when she plucked out all of her ________ HAIR with dirty tweezers.

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➤ GIL ________ loved to add ________ GARNISH to his potato salad.

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➤ COLIN ________ suffered terribly from allergies when the ________ COUNTS were high.

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