SPOONERIZED MONIKERS IMAGINARY QUOTIENT (IQ) TEST (Round 3)

How to Play:

Fill in the two blanks in each entry to come up with a goofy "Spoonerized Moniker" and its resulting 2-word rhyming phrase. The correct answers will complete a sentence where each set of blanks is a spoonerism of the other.

Example:

➤ PETE ________ works in a slaughterhouse as a ________ PACKER.

 
[The answer to the first blank is "MACKER" (which rhymes with "PACKER"), while the answer to the second blank is "MEAT" (which rhymes with "PETE"). Thus, the answer to the riddle is "PETE MACKER works in a slaughterhouse as a MEAT PACKER."]

Round 3:

➤ CHAD________ is facing prosecution for writing a ________ CHECK.

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➤ SUSAN ________ is an unlucky gambler, figures she's ________ SOME MORE.

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➤ VINNIE________ went to check his trap for a fat catch, but wound up with just a 

________ VARMINT.


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➤ RICK ________ nearly lost control of his vehicle on the ________ ROADS.

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➤ BARTON________ is a rather crude fellow, prone to a ________ 'n BELCH after getting indigestion.

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PAST ROUNDS (for your solving pleasure!):

BRAINWRACK!: SPOONERIZED MONIKERS IQ* TEST: * IMAGINARY QUOTIENT* (Round 1)

BRAINWRACK!: SPOONERIZED MONIKERS IQ* TEST: *IMAGINARY QUOTIENT* (Round 2)