Monday, August 24, 2020

SPOONERISM SHENANIGANS (Round 2)

How to Play:

Each entry contains two blanks that when properly filled in will complete a silly "double spoonerism" sentence. Solving hint: figure out the answer to one blank and that answer will rhyme with the corresponding opposite capitalized word in the sentence; alternately, use one of the capitalized words to find a rhyme which works in the corresponding opposite blank.

Example:

➤ PLAIN DRUGS might not do the trick if your DRAIN PLUGS up beyond repair.

[Answer: "PLAIN DRUGS" and "DRAIN PLUGS" are spoonerisms of each other.]

Round 2:

Because of their appalling behavior, the ________ BRATS were forced to eat BROILED ________   for dinner.


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➤  The man's DROOPY ________ , a saggy skin condition, caused him so much worry and anxiety he ended up with a severe case of diarrhea and ________  DRAWERS.


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➤ The BONY ________  were two hunky but skeletal looking hippie dudes who were so high on their ________  BUDS they couldn't add weight to their frames.


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The crappy conclusion is that humans are not so much the FAIR ________   as we are left-over poop, merely the ________  FECES.


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➤ Did you hear the one about the entomologist who was ________  BUGS while making a deal with a chemist BUYING ________ ?


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