SPOONERIZED MONIKERS IMAGINARY QUOTIENT (IQ) TEST (Round 12)

How to Play:

Fill in the two blanks in each entry to come up with a goofy "Spoonerized Moniker" and its resulting 2-word rhyming phrase. The correct answers will complete a sentence where each set of blanks is a spoonerism of the other.

Example:

➤ PETE ________ works in a slaughterhouse as a ________ PACKER.

 
[The answer to the first blank is "MACKER" (which rhymes with "PACKER"), while the answer to the second blank is "MEAT" (which rhymes with "PETE"). Thus, the answer to the riddle is "PETE MACKER works in a slaughterhouse as a MEAT PACKER."]

Round 11:

➤ SIMON ________ is an English journalist reporting about the recent uptick of Mafioso activity leading to a surge of ________ SICILY.

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➤ LARRY ________ hit a big jackpot at the casino and considered himself ________ LUCKY.

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➤ LYNN ________ nearly froze on her camping trip in the mountains because she only had on a ________ LAYER of clothing to protect herself from the cold.

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➤ MARGO ________ used to live in a sister city in North Dakota but now she resides in ________ MONTANA.

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➤ BIFF ________ is one horny surfer dude who just can't hide his ________ BONER around the hot bikini babes.

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➤ BRETT ________ couldn't hold his pee any longer while driving and consequently ended up with a pair of ________ BRITCHES.

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➤ MURRAY ________ was a chef who made the best Indian ________ MASALA you ever tasted.

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➤ CHAD ________ was never one to chase the good girls, he always fell for the ________ CHICKS.

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➤ CRYSTAL ________ was no Annie Oakley with a six-shooter, just a bit ________ CRAZY.

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➤ CAROL ________ loved her felines, especially the stray homeless ________ CATS.

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PAST ROUNDS (for your solving pleasure!):

BRAINWRACK!: SPOONERIZED MONIKERS IQ* TEST: * IMAGINARY QUOTIENT* (Round 1)

BRAINWRACK!: SPOONERIZED MONIKERS IQ* TEST: *IMAGINARY QUOTIENT* (Round 2)

BRAINWRACK!: SPOONERIZED MONIKERS IQ* TEST: *IMAGINARY QUOTIENT* (Round 3)

BRAINWRACK!: SPOONERIZED MONIKERS IQ* TEST: *IMAGINARY QUOTIENT* (Round 4)

BRAINWRACK!: SPOONERIZED MONIKERS IQ* TEST: *IMAGINARY QUOTIENT* (Round 5)

BRAINWRACK!: SPOONERIZED MONIKERS IQ* TEST: *IMAGINARY QUOTIENT* (Round 6)

BRAINWRACK!: SPOONERIZED MONIKERS IQ* TEST: *IMAGINARY QUOTIENT* (Round 7)

BRAINWRACK!: SPOONERIZED MONIKERS IQ* TEST: *IMAGINARY QUOTIENT* (Round 8)

BRAINWRACK!: SPOONERIZED MONIKERS IQ* TEST: * IMAGINARY QUOTIENT* (Round 9)

BRAINWRACK!: SPOONERIZED MONIKERS IQ* TEST: *IMAGINARY QUOTIENT* (Round 10)

BRAINWRACK!: SPOONERIZED MONIKERS IQ* TEST: *IMAGINARY QUOTIENT* (Round 11)