Thursday, September 17, 2020

SPOONERISM SHENANIGANS (Round 3)

How to Play:

Each entry contains two blanks that when properly filled in will complete a silly "double spoonerism" sentence. Solving hint: figure out the answer to one blank and that answer will rhyme with the corresponding opposite capitalized word in the sentence; alternately, use one of the capitalized words to find a rhyme which works in the corresponding opposite blank.

Example:

➤ PLAIN DRUGS might not do the trick if your DRAIN PLUGS up beyond repair.

[Answer: "PLAIN DRUGS" and "DRAIN PLUGS" are spoonerisms of each other.]

Round 3:

Surely, it doesn't take a SMART ________ to realize how gross it is to be a ________ SMELLER.


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➤ Surely, it takes a smart feller with eyes wide open to realize that his INSANE ________ is in ________ SIGHT.


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When a gansta Blood CRACKED the ________, he really and truly ________ the CRIP.


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Could you say that an embarrassed blackbird who suffers a humiliating defeat is a BLUSHING ________ who sustained a ________ BLOW?


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If CROOKS and ________  were to avoid one another, might they hide in the ________ and CRANNIES?


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